I was watching Naked Science on the National Geographic Channel. It was all about the sun and how some of its storms created all this carbon on Earth and that's what we humans came from. So you're really not all that. You're just some carbon. Get over yourself.
They also said the sun is going to get exponentially hotter and closer and will eventually make living here impossible. All water will disappear and sand dunes will occupy much of the planet. We'll have to start living underground for awhile.
After that, we'll all die.
The sun is God; we are at Her mercy.
Okay, so I'm kinda scared to ask but what's the bear for? That doesn't look like honey.
dBud: Lube, of course.
that's so funny I was about to ask the same question. and now that i know it's lube where can I get one?
Is mixing Propecia with Rogaine like wearing a belt and suspenders?
um...ok, thanks 'lil Miss Sunshine
I can't exactly tell you why, because I don't really know, but this is one of my favorite blog posts ever. In fact, it just might be by my number one favorite.
Now lets see you demonstrate the use of each of the items in the pic... hmmm???
I like this, too. It makes you seem very high-maintenance, but in a sweet way.
I wanna know where you got the bear lube too! ;)
And where is the crazy glue lip pursing chapstick?
Has anyone noticed the bulb syringe yet?
Y'all can get the bear here.
Is the Honeybear filled with KY? Love that.
Rogaine? Propecia?
I thought the 21st Century gay man was all about the bald/shaved head. G-d, that is what i'm counting on anyway!
um, I prefer to think of myself as part "star"... Not just carbon.
I'm hurt, you didn't mention the brilliant soul who got you the lube for Xmas... ;-)
And why Propecia, you should be getting Proscar and splitting it - it's way cheaper, plus Proscar is even generic now so it's practically free!
Where's the glitter mascara you wear on special days?
Thank god for crest whitestrips. I wish everyone knew about them and used them. Nothing worse than a bright yellow grill coming at you.
looks like you need up the dosage on cymbalta. jk. i love that post, a lot.
yay for sobriety!