Where Are All My Porn Star Friends?

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This is Moby's roommate:
Ray Stone

This is Moby's roommate's partner:
Ty LeBeouf

This is me moving to Moby's:
Bu-bye

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I love Ray Stone.

Porn star roommates are so last year.

Roommates who channel are the latest flavor.

It would be a lot easier for you to become a porn star. Then you would get paid to have sex with guys like Ray and Jake Deckard and etc.

How come porn stars always eventually become realtors after they retire from porn?

I wonder if Moby and Ray Stone have a system where, if Moby gets lonely at night, he can just leave the door open and then Ray will come in and keep in company.

DB: If I were Moby, I would be spooning on a regular basis with that hot piece of munchable man meat.

I swear I am in fantasy land over here at Mobys! I walk in and see HOT Ty, walk around the Castro all afternoon with him, and then later I see his HOT partner. Don't hate me because of my good fortune. I had no idea!

I have been trying to convince my partner that NONE of this was arranged and I had NO clue (whatsoever!) that Moby was going to have two hot as hell porn stars here the whole weekend. :P

I'll try to post pics. ;)

I always wanted to move to California and become a porn star, Bet they are having fun!

I would love to meet a pornstar or two, have some tea or something and just chat. Would be interesting to hear their versions of how things go down (literally and figuratively) the bloopers (or which in porn must be poopers!) etc etc etc.

I think it would be great to have a pornstar as a friend, just think of all the free lube and stuff they must get!

Sorry to crash the fantasy but I've known "Ray" for so long it would feel like lesbian sex. As for "Ty" he is like my little brother.

I will say that since "Ray" and I have similar tastes in men, we both have started asking potential dates if they've already been to the apartment before. Saves unnecessary introductions. If you moved in, we'd probably fight over you.

Must be nice to have roommates you hope like to walk around naked.

You have porn star friends. Just think of Big Muscle Bears as stills of the real deal, m'kay?

What's that? (Sorry, I was staring.)

I've now decided that I hate Moby.

Porn stars are bitty things. You should be able to just throw them over your shoulder like a sack a' taters.

I wana be a porn star my contact numbers: 0722316421/0749390845

My phone number is 0781629718 i wanna be a porn star contact me

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