Fruit Flies

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If you're a homosexual and someone says you act very immature for your age, just tell them, "I can't help it. I'm suffering from neoteny." I know I will.

Who cares that Oprah is supporting Obama? It's been one of the leading stories on all the major news networks the past few nights. Big deal. Didn't she also tell people to go see her movie Beloved? I like to think for myself, thank you very much. Besides, it's all about who Sally Jessy Raphael is supporting.

The Sarge and Mr. Bartender are leaving me for Minneapolis at the end of the month. Boo.

Carl commits blogicide, promises instead to do live readings of his "musings" Friday nights at Town (around 1:00am-ish). Also promises he'll "keep on a-twitterin'."

Johnny goes to a Spice Girls concert and tells people!

Clickboo hangs out with Cyndi Lauper and says to her, "The Goonies are, indeed, good enough for me, Miss Thang!" Then he adds, "OMG, I bop too!" They hug.

If Brettcajun was a teenage girl, I'm pretty sure his videos would look just like this.

Whenever I hear that song "Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat, I think of Jimbo. Don't you?

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You just made me bust a gut laughing TJ. :) That GIRL has stolen MY ACT! If she starts twirling around, pursing her lips, licking her biceps and copies my piss poor lip synching, I AM SUING! Thanks for always brightening my day. :)

You need to tell Mr. Bartender and the Sarge to look me up when they get to Minneapolis!

beloved..what a wasted afternoon. that shit stunk. fuck oprah...i'm over her !!!

Yes but who is Rolonda voting for and supporting?

I'm waiting to see who Tyra supports. Or maybe Deidre Hall.

I was made gay by reading the sentence "Men are ‘made gay by the child within.’"

OMG. My life is, like, explained completely now. I was wondering why I had to spend sooo much time in time out.

My musings will be all txt msgs though, which may or may not be twittered.

Saw Clickboo's pic of Mr. Bartender shirtless...(on the heels of your Thanksgiving pic) Swooooon!!! I know he's paired-up but I hafta say we're so glad to have him in the Midwest. Tell him not to worry. The 350 miles between Chicago and Minneapolis should make him pretty safe from any stalking I might be tempted to undertake. :)

I guess hanging out with Cyndi Lauper *does* mean I never want to grow up... :)

Oprah, schmoprah!!!!!

I recently finished reading all your archives and I must say that you are quite a good writer. If you were not, you could not have held my attention so long. The mix of humor and drama is very captivating and makes it easy to feel for you and your situations. Also, pictures of men are nice. Take care.

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