If you've somehow forgotten what today is, maybe because your mind is just too focused on cooking this yummy Meat Hands recipe for your Halloween dinner, then this viral marketing one-sheet released this morning ought to refresh your memory. Backstory and gift ideas here. Wiki page is here, overly edited into head-scratching incoherence by know-it-all losers seeking credit for its founding.
You know what you need to do today. Do it before you forget. Because the Power Bottom in your life won't forget. If money is an issue this year and he's more of an acquaintance, feel free to write accolades on his wall in Facebook. He'll appreciate the gesture, as will his family and friends.
And here's a creepy golden oldie to commemorate All Hallows' Even, while simultaneously making you wonder if Fred Rogers ever engaged in aggressive anal relations:
I wish you all a joyous Power Bottom Appreciation Day AND a Happy Halloween! I look forward to hearing how you chose to celebrate these holidays. Be creative, and dish!
OMFG. This is payback for putting that singing fat chick on your FB wall and asking if that was you in drag, huh? You were always sensitive about your weight TJ. Tsk. Tsk.
And just so you know Marjorie, I am NOT a power bottom!!! I am a TOP. Slab is downright livid with you and is gonna blow his top. I mean... he's gonna explode!!!
I was thinking: "Hmm, will Brett be the first to comment on Power Bottom Day?".
That said I could go for a power bottom or two these days; there's barely a whiff of sex in my life.
Bwaaahahahahaha! The one-sheet brightened a nasty rainy "work" at home Friday. Brett...nice ass and TJ I hope Rob remembers to order you the big fruit basket you rightfully deserve.
I already wished Brett a Happy PowerBottom Day on his FB page!
I have started a frenemies list. I'll leave off Tonka since following the Maryland Twerps is punishment enough. (They lost to William & Mary and Duke in football this year.) Bwahaha!
And TJ... why didn't you pay homage to Carlos? Now that is the REAL power bottom. If he could sit on the Washington Monument, he would!
All this post accomplished was pissing me off. Some poor bastard is gonna get a major limp in the French Quarter tonight and it'll be YOUR fault.
I'm going see Alice.
Brett,
What did I do to you now? We all know... that you are the submissive bottom... do you want me to to tell the stories from NOLA??? I have witnesses... Just be proud, and tell the world... "I'm a power bottom, so what?" we understand, some guys like to take it, some others like to give it...(not you of course)... so be proud!
Carlos... you started it by calling me that B word in TJ's previous post. That's how rumors get started! Those who know me really well, know I am a TOP with the right equipment to fix their bitchy attitudes. Slab just whispered to me that you are next!
DB: It should be noted that this post was not directed at Brett. He merely served as an appropriate model for the marketing materials. There are plenty of deserving gentlemen who would be grateful to be recognized on this day and who are proud to be known for their skills by such an esteemed and direct label that seems to emasculate and insult the weak among them. An authentic Power Bottom holds his head high and owns it.
You girls are SO creative!
Happy Power Bottom Day.
ha - love that there's a Wiki page for this.