Well, that was fun. I asked for some feedback, got some, and then my blog became riddled with EVEN MORE technical malfunctions. My hosting company alerted me that some files on my server were hacked and that I needed to make some security modifications. I almost bagged the whole thing. I mean, WHY BOTHER. I decided I would attempt transferring my entire site to a more reliable and secure blog software from this century. If that didn’t go well, I was going to commit blogicide. But  to my shock, the transfer went smoothly and I am now blessed with a working site that I can pollute the internet with again. Yay! So now, as promised,  I will answer David Sandler’s your questions from a month ago. Oh, joy.

1. Where have you been and why does it hurt when I pee?

I’ve mostly been living a life of domesticated bliss. Seriously. When I “go out” now-a-days, it’s usually to Target. And I LOVE it.

It hurts when you pee cuz you had anal with Brettcajun.

2. Is there a risk of transmitting gray hair from fubbing?

No.

3. In a game of rock, paper, scissors between brettcajun and jimbo, who would win and how would you coach them to cheat?

Jimbo would win because I would coach him to punch Brett in the dick.

4. How did you and Rob meet?

We met through an ex-boyfriend of mine. They both worked at the same organization. Rob was dating a girl at the time. LOL!

5. Write about the first time you got a handjob in college.

Never got a handjob in college, just had full-on anal.

6. Why did you start blogging?

I wanted to share the abundance of (what I thought were) funny stories of friends in my life at the time. Also, I wanted attention.

7. What’s new and gay and fantastic in DC? Or is it all surrogating babies these days?

Screw babies, all the gays are adopting cats these days.

8. How do plants adapt to help them survive in a dry, desert environment?

Google it.

9. Tell us how you feel about the upcoming presidential election. Are you going to support Sarah Palin if she runs?

OBAMA!

10. Why do some southern bloggers feel the need to emphasize constantly that they are tops? What’s wrong with being a power bottom? I mean where would tops be without them? And finally, doth the lady protest too much? One wonders.

Nothing wrong with being a PB. I love them! Clearly some people are insecure with their own sexuality.

11. What is your occupation?

I work in the internet marketing and technology arts.

12. Who are you again? And exactly when did Prince Alberts go out of style? We always miss those news items up here on the North Coast / Canadian border.

I am a reformed blogger. Prince Alberts went out of style in mid-2007. I miss Rochester.

13. Write about Dean Coulter who now jacks off on cam4.com (FOR FREE) and how he was your power bottom of the year one month.

I miss him. He did write me one time through this blog and I shall forever cherish that email.

14. Ya I realize you are a total top and nothing has gone near your anal rosebud in light years. Well anyway I would like to hear something about your delicate anal flower – I know its graphic and perhaps not your style but I really like to read smut. I hope that is 10 questions or something like that and I would like to read your blog rather than trolling cam4.com pretending one of those hot guys is you and having to settle for Dean Coulter who is not nearly as muscular as he used to be.

That’s not a question. Also, security!

15. So are you gonna write something for those of us with no lives of our own? 

Will this do?

16. I miss your humor. Sing us a song about sobriety, or its lack, loss, or longing.

Thanks. I’m still sober six years later. Don’t miss the hangovers and drama that always came with it.

17. I’ll write if you do.

Tick tock.

18. is that really you on bear411? or did someone hijack your pic?

I do have a profile on there from loooong ago. If it’s not under durbanbud then it is an imposter.

I think that’s most of the questions. Not that many, really! Anything else?

What do you want to know?

If ten people submit a question to me on this post, I will happily answer all of them right here in this empty white space of fun fun fun! It will be like I’m writing an honest-to-God real blog post like I did back when blogs were slightly cool to read, for a brief period back in 2005. I need inspiration, people! Simple inspiration to write words on this old thing. The outcome will likely dictate the next steps for this blog.

But if I don’t get 10 questions submitted by Friday, then that’s just sad and an obvious sign that personal blogging is deader than dead and I shouldn’t even bother to keep fuckin’ that tired old chicken. I know better than to engage an antiquated social media relic that Facebook PUT TO DEATH back in 2008, along with MySpace, Friendster, Anna Nalick, Magazines, Prince Alberts, DVDs, and the word Amazeballs. I’m not gonna hold out much hope that anyone is still around. But we’ll see what happens..

UPDATE: If you submit a comment and receive the dreaded white screen of death instead of the standard confirmation page, don’t worry. Your comment went through, it’s just that my blog software is an awful piece of shit. You don’t have to go back and try to submit it over and over again, If you do, every submission will appear on the site. Fun stuff! My apologies.